Parting Ways.

Dear Carmex,
I just wanted to tell you how much you've fulfilled my lip needs.  We've been through thick and thin, for the last 14 years.  You've been by my side, in my pocket, in my lil coin cubby in my car and always in my purse.  You've gone tracting on the streets of New Jersey, flown the friendly skies from coast to coast and the isles of the sea and biked many miles.  You've even kissed a few guys (none of which were a big fan of you---sorry!) Like I said, we've been through a lot. 
But I've come across something new, something that not only fulfills my lip needs but gives me more!  I've fallen in love with Eos lip balm.  

The fun ball shape is too cute to pass up.  Theres 8 different flavors and I just want to collect them all!  Beyond the appearance is the awesome flavors.  It's a nice subtle flavor.  It's not overbearing like Carmex can sometimes be.  The first time I used it, I couldn't wait to use it again!  Plus, my lips feel even softer than you ever helped me with.  
So thank you Carmex for all you've helped me with and sticking by my side for so long, but I think it's time we part ways.  I wish you the best.  But now I need to go use my lil Summer Fruit Eos! I can't wait!

-Ehu